please dont give me money on my deviantart account
you may be thinking to yourself
why would i give you money
or
i just watched you because you favorited a piece of my work
or
im a big fat asshole and planned to give you money
well if you were the third example then why dont you go swallow hot lead you butt. why dont you hit the road jack. why dont you suck my dick jonathon.
please jonathon
i love you
please do it for me
basically where im getting here is i dont want a premium membership to deviantart ever

anyone who has a premium membership to deviantart might as well have a retardium stupidship to devibuttfart. ha ha
get it?
its a pun
im sure you got it
look i just want to explain the joke
no im sure they got the joke
ok im sorry
theres no need to apologize for your mistakes
ok dadd
now come here jonathon

THE END

MORAL OF THE STORY: hi